It's the lack of perspective that's throwing everyone off! You've all got the scale wrong. That's Professor Otto Lindenbrock's deep-earth penetrating vessel, with which he journeyed to the center of the earth! It's seen here lying on fresh Iceland snow after being ejected from the earth's core during the 2010 eruption of the Eyjafjallajökull volcano! Why, the anchor chains are each 50 meters long alone!

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Dr. Van Helsing's original copper stake - for killing wooden vampires.

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The original tetanus syringe - and you think they hurt NOW!

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