Hi, yes, I'm here to apply for a permit to wash away dirt from public property. I'd like to do it specifically with the intention of spreading kind messages and improving weary citizens quality of life.

It wont affect the property or harm anyone in anyway. It's environmentally friendly too.

What? There is no such permit? And you say if I do this I should be prosecuted???

I should what? Get a nice white collar job like the rest of you?

But.... you don't look happy.