HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOLZ LOTION MUCH XD ZITS OMFG AAHAHHAHAH XD AWMYGAWD XD SOMPL!!! (that should be: shitting on my pants laughing)

(much)

serious. get a life, you guys. i used to be a sex-less nerd like you but when i quit Ultima Online for my job, I got my life back and today i'm married, have a kid and we have our own apt. =) you can do it too i know u can =D