What about ichthypriopus gladius? The fishey with the short stabbing penis?

Ichthy of course is a fish, and Greek Mythology states that Piropus (spelling?) was a god that could sling his thang over his shoulder; and a gladius is a short stabbing sword in which we get the term gladiator.

Sorry I'm a year after the last posting but this is my first concomitance with this site.