Ever since we kicked the Americans hoops and burnt down their place of government in the War of 1812, EVERYBODY has loved Canada.
Nobody wants to decalre war with us because we have strong beer, good weed from the west coast and hot strippers.
Plus, between the sharp teeth of the Great Canadian Beaver, the massive antlers of the Great Canadian Moose, and our excellence in the use of the Great Canadian Hockey Stick, nobody wants to even try to take us on.
Which we prefer, because we are a peaceful country, except when we get the helmets on our head and the hockey sticks in our hands. then we can get a little loopy.
Besides, igloos are impervious to conventional weapons.
Ever since we kicked the Americans hoops and burnt down their place of government in the War of 1812, EVERYBODY has loved Canada.
Nobody wants to decalre war with us because we have strong beer, good weed from the west coast and hot strippers.
Plus, between the sharp teeth of the Great Canadian Beaver, the massive antlers of the Great Canadian Moose, and our excellence in the use of the Great Canadian Hockey Stick, nobody wants to even try to take us on.
Which we prefer, because we are a peaceful country, except when we get the helmets on our head and the hockey sticks in our hands. then we can get a little loopy.
Besides, igloos are impervious to conventional weapons.