At present, it's intended for secondary screening. Would you rather this or being patted down?

The Pampers are a reference to the astronaut who is an alleged kidnapper. According to press reports, she used disposable diapers to avoid toilet stops while driving cross country.

Ricky, Executive Orders have been around since George Washington's day. They're simply orders from the president to officers in the executive branch as to how they should carry out the laws passed by Congress. A necessary action because all laws have certain levels of ambiguity. Congress can, and does, override executive orders by revising statutes and the courts occasionally find executive orders illegal or unconstitutional.

Sue, Granny! Sue!

For a better understanding of my earlier comment, follow the link. Though, seeing how poorly I'm communicating with words, maybe she didn't do a bad job after all.

And you'd better hope your pantry is full of boxes with English labels.

Nike Golf's website has all of these videos (they're ads for Nike's new ball.) Not included on Say No is the ice sculpture, in my opinion the most impressive.

Now I have to run off and do penance for being part of Nike's viral marketting efforts.

I'm not sure I trust the statement about AnsheChun raising all of her Second Life cash through online trading. This press release from Linden Labs lists online services that were exchanging cash for game currency prior to the Lindex openning. Among them is AnsheChun.com.

Bastanchury Park is where my dad took me fishing when I was a tyke. I don't think those rules have changed much in over thirty years. By the way, Fullerton is one of those places with "lots of stern, dour puritan-types who take the zest out of life… whose rectal sphincters tighten when they see others having fun and enjoying themselves and on their own terms." (That's my own humble opinion.)

It just won't do. There's no point to a guitar that can't be smashed to pieces at the end of a song.

Rock on!