I hate christmasssssssss so hard.

Poor elephant needs some extenze!

I got the owl one :3

poor bear :[

oh there, the craftzine link works

D: I want it but thats the wrong link!!!

make that never PLAN to. I planned to finish it since I usually like vampire novels, but that was horrid

I started reading that book and never finished it. never planned to. Im just not a preteen anymore so I was bored. too juvenile

I love you Carnival. best vacation ever! dont book their BS excursions though!!

Yea but Caligula eventually had Incitatus beheaded. the reason escapes me now. grr

Joe Dirt, ftw

my doctor kept misdiagnosing gallstones as a uti even after I asked for ultrasounds to confirm. HOW on earth do you get pain in your bladder in your upper chest? retards. my grandfather also died from a botched colonoscopy last year. his bowel was perforated 3 times.

I work in a gas station that sells it, and the only people that buy it are the Mexican immigrants. I dont think our regular alcoholics would drink it if all the beer in the world were destroyed

code monkeys ftw

Ohio is still bad I guess. $3.07 today