Knox on fox in socks in box.

(4 out of 5 doctors prefer me XXL)

Do not try and open the box. That's impossible, it is sealed. Instead... only try to realize the truth, that there is no box. Then you'll see, that it is not you who opens the box, but it is the box that opens you.

(4 out of 5 doctors prefer me XXL)

Either 'Avengers' PEZ Dispensers and/or my lost innocence.(man, I can't find that innocence anywhere, or my car keys for that matter.)

4 out of 5 doctors prefer me XXL

It’s little Miss. Muffett. (I heart math XXL)

It's little Miss. Muffett.

Don't worry Chad, bananas are full of potassium... now let’s get my chemistry set and show that guy what potassium can do!

(I heart math 2XL)

Chad, do you like my Halloween costume? I’m going as the U.S. economy.

(I heart math 2XL)

Ok Chad, now go get the Jello gelatin from the fridge. This is going to be awesome!

(I heart math 2XL)

Mom said I was only allowed ONE cookie, so I figured...

(I heart math 2XL)

NOW you tell me that you don’t chase cats!

(I heart math 2XL)

It WORKED! OK, I think I can get that flea out now...lean closer.

(I heart math 2XL)

Its in Esperanto?

It's from the fortune cookie. He says we shouldn't have mocked his tasteless (yet oh so crunchy) powers of prognostication.

CHAD! They liked my comment! Looks like I won a t-shirt!
lets see it reads...please provide size, style, color, and....what's this? 'shipping address', (drats).

Well Chad...you do have remarkable penmanship, and your argument appealing to both logic and emotion is well constructed. But I think that Katy Perry has better things to do.
Oh well, I guess we’ll send it anyway.