i REALLY like people who think that just because they didn't put the bolt in the cow's brain, that when their steak comes out of their ass so does the guilt. the video was genius. and if a few gross bugs died to make my heart soar, then so be it. i would kill a million bugs with my fists and feet if it could make 1 child happy. or i would kill a million children to make 1 bug happy. that's just who i am.

a mythical bird approaches... it's call... goes something like... BOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

david arquette? you're effin' dreaming

what you know about keeping rhythm? white people just shouldn't sing, rap, dance or do anything that requires the need to keep a beat.