Yeah, but...you're in the donut shop. You finish your bear claw and visit the men's room. When you come out the place is at gun point. Years of training, so you know it's a squirt gun. Plus, it's lime green with orange grips. This arrest will be easy. You make your move, have the perp on the floor. Now wait a minute? Did anyone see my handcuffs? I had them just a second ago...

I really think the guy with the glasses is David Arquette. I know he's not credited on anything in IMDB until 5 years after this commercial did or didn't air, but that voice seems so familiar to me....

I've similarly visited a burger joint in Frederick, MD called Wag's. They have the restrooms right together side-by-side. One says "setters" and the other "pointers." But they also use the arrow trick, so once you figure out which one you are (setter or pointer) you are further required to mind the arrows.

I went in for their famous burgers and fries and ended up having a existential experience just using the john!