My Grandpa was born in 1900! Not alive today. He died in '73, and it seems like forever ago. This article made me think, I wonder what he would have done with all these years, how the world would have changed, then it hit me, "Fishing. He'd be out fishing."
Elvis was mostly an idiot. His choice of "pets" is simply on the list of reasons why. The chimp's life was short, his care irresponsible, and "simply not knowing any better" doesn't excuse animal cruelty. Nothing "neat" about a chimp getting slugged by a floozie and eventually dying for it.
My neighbor's a vet. I once mused she could keep a pen behind the office with a hen of most breeds represented. When someone brought a sick hen in, she could take it to the back, bring out a healthy one and voila, "Chicken fixed, $50 please."
You know, good for him. I bet he enjoyed every drop. That booze was never meant to be auctioned off to the privileged, it was meant to be savored, in big mouthfuls, by a drunk who might spill half of it. Excuse me now while I go check the stairwell.
Both bride and guest should recognize that the invitation was to blame. Adequate wording would have read: "Mr. and Mrs. Whew Shesgone and Mr. and Mrs. Run Therestime invite you to support our children's Kick Starter Style marriage with your presence and cash on xx-xx-2013," or something like that. - Mr. Manners. (ps- please remit $250 to the above address because I don't do this for free.)
You couldn't pay me enough to guide a random family expecting privileged treatment through that terrible place. Add to it that they're using me and I think I'd start tipping ride operators to leave their harnesses a bit on the insecure side.
(ps- please remit $250 to the above address because I don't do this for free.)