the vegetable sandwich bar made me smile as my company (in fact the healthfood industry as a whole) is awash with these sweet yet vegetable-y monstrosities one of the market leaders can be found here http://shop.toolsforhealing.com/Rebar_Organic_Fruit_Energy_Bar_p/hcc-rebar.htm

some of these are new to me some i've seen around numerous times before, but they still don't ring true the syntax is too clever and correct, the gags just a little too neat and the cultural references just too studied to be high school students. What high school student has any experience of using tunble dyer anti static fresheners?
Funny but sorry entirely untrue in my opinion