Haven't read it yet, but had to comment already.. Who was the guy on the bike, Rocky Balboa? I guess he had a strong rope handy, just tied it around the saddle and changed into Antelope towing gear. Easy.
And if there are dead bodies everywhere, don't throw down the bike and run.. It's a long way back to town! Bikes are FASTER dude!
And if there are dead bodies everywhere, don't throw down the bike and run.. It's a long way back to town! Bikes are FASTER dude!