well, Independence Day/The Fourth of July may kinda suck, but at least it's a legit holiday...none of that epistemologically bastardized pagan holiday bullshit nor the day of frenzied embryo searching and adulation of anthropomorphic lagomorphs and zombified corpses nor Hallmark Day or Native American Genocide Day. After All Hallow's Eve and Get Drunk Day, Independence Day is our best holiday, IMHO. Also fuck flag day labor day earth day and all saint's day. MLK day, Boxing Day and Love Day are all OK with me, though.