1. A red herring.

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1. When the box opens, you hear a voice saying: "You sunk my hopes for box office success!"

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1. The lost city of Atlantis

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1. A copy of the 1996 movie "Twister," repackaged to look like it's a movie about the sexually-charged board game instead of tornadoes.

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1. A copy of The Hunger Games...for the one person left on earth that hasn't read it yet.

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P.S. In the event I actually win, the first two entries had the wrong e-mail, my last two have the correct one...blame it on sleep-deprivation.

1. Inside the box is a toy boat, but the only way to get inside is to say toy boat three times fast. Go ahead and try it...the box will wait.

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That's wrong on soooo many levels.