Here in the United States of America, we do have a few rights left, including the right to wear fake bridal gear, smear our faces with clown makeup, and say ultra-hilarious things while we throw flour in the air. We're even allowed to air our opinions all over those gosh-durn Internets. We don't even have to learn how to spell first!

Rock on, people. I think the clowns are *brilliant.* (Never thought I'd say that!)