Wow! This really made my day! :)

I wonder how neolithic man got around to figuring this out by biting and chewing everything within hands reach? ;)

Now that is something to see...in the dark waters...coming at you!

Ewwwwww!! Long eggs? Brutal grammatical errors on purpose!? O_o

Oh. My. God.

First the hole on Mars now another one pops up here on Earth? The invasion has begun!! O_O

Hmmm...they could have used some spices...jeez.

@ brayden simms

I agree. Neatorama shouldn't censor itself, if readers have a problem with what is being put up they have the option of not reading it or denying their kids from looking at it.

The internet is full of so much worse things then this. Get a life jeez!

OMG...the mole people...they're baaaaaack!

*arms himself with a chainsaw and a torch*

O_O

I've never felt so dirty after reading an article before...but now I do.

Very educational...

@Jimbo

It took me a moment to understand what you meant...until I saw..."it" in the background. Hehehe. Yeah that Peachy-Orange person seems to think he/she is...how do you say..."the shit."

:D

Nothing about Cthulhu?!

Heathens! Bow down to the Elder God!!

*thunder crashes and puppies and kittens combust into flames*

Bwahahahahaha!! O_o

That's it...I'm heading down to my bunker and shine up my shotgun. :o

Wow. Einstein was a player! :p

That drunk driving story cracked me up...must've been some baaaaaaad moonshine for him to drive into a tree...in a barren field!!

:p

"...cthulhu leater doll!" Hehehehe...leater.

What would be awesome would be if the doll was actually a suit. Wear that sucker and go around screaming at night...certainly would be entertaining to see how many people faint from fright.