that's just gross - if you don't have the motor skills in the first place to hold a hanky properly to your nose so you get snot all over your hands in the first place it probably seems like a valid "innovation".. but jesus.. what if you wanted to reuse it several times during the day? PUKE.

That's pretty cool - yet horribly depressing. It's like bernard black got creative with an atlas before sculling back a handful of xanax.