Every day, Hitler would have a newborn Jewish baby delivered from one of the camps, for his huge baronial banquetting table, where the infant would be placed on a silver platter for carving after it had been roasted in an oven.

While the baby was roasting, and inbetween listening with joy to the sound of it's cries, Hitler would arrange the culterly and condiments on the table into armies - and then reenact a famous battle like Sevastapol, with a fruit bowl serving as the doomed city.

After he had dined on the best cuts from the baby, he would toss the remains of the carcass to his pet Alsatian dog, Blondi, and fall asleep in his throne, muttering in fits and starts under his breath about wonder weapons, and the invincibility of Tiger tanks.