da oughta uff dis awticoo iss eh blueti foo! Eh reckula stew peechint Oi tals yaeew! eh reeuhl stinekah roiyte myetise! Arrgh! You seen me, I seen you- now guess what Ima gonna do- I tink I weel gava up me poo, and git oot off dese heeya blogs, en den I mold me turds inta cywindase en mayke eyoo eat mi crusty logs! Hlarf hlarf!!! I did a brown- blat on ehr nujie yahhh!!! Heeyas ta keerusty poo pooches coovaed in pus n bloood and staanki crack juice from da fish meal mi ate and fawted uowl dai wit owin mi wooyfseh faice and den she lile