UGHHH!!! I'm on the web. I have my own book. I've been on TV. I'M FAMOUS! YET... look at how they sometimes feed me! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I want Juan Valdez and that donkey of his brought here right now so that they can experience my disapproval in person. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
No room for my rabbit ears? A mug but no parsley? These accomodations don't even meet with my standards of disapproval. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
"Good to the last drop" indeed!!! Will these humans ever learn that I disapprove of changes to my diet? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)