Seriously man, why couldn't you just donate to something like everyone else said, adopt a dog into your family, volunteer and a Humane Society, or something. But, marry a dog? What's the point? How did he choose this dog? Shouldn't this be ilegal? I mean, if humans and dogs can get married, but a couple of the same sex can't, what is this world coming to. These are all questions that would be great if there were and answer, but unfortunately, there probably aren't any.