@Max Average

You sound like you've done your research.

@Christian Lafay

What's your point?

@Jessss

Gravatar.com apparently. I never did bother with it though.

Even though, taking ideas into consideration, what about a Neato-Jones or Doc Savage type character? Same cheesy splendour with regards to "DANGER", "EXCITMENT", "EXPLORATION", but just with a twist. Super deformed too, I mean, this guy needs a ridiculous six pack and a decent package!

@JC

LOL! I was comparing the same thing in my head just now. Maybe we should dress her up in a bear costume.

Grats Oezicomix!

No wonder Obama wants to go to Mars. He's out to reap the planet of Sunergy!

Really? When I see those, I think this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZru4JG_Uo

There are so many other things that taste great fried then potatoes. Deep fried pickles are my crispy golden god!

You don't have to order the fried crap. Get some slices of sashimi, and order only as much as you know you can eat, and you're good. People who are actually concerned about obesity watch what they eat, and I'm not talking about the skinny people with abnormal metabolism which can down a whole pizza and not gain weight. It would be one of those people, but I don't have that luxury.

Bzzzap!

@oezicomix

Righteous!

I wonder if some kids took that literally and just brought a pack of matches.

“Timmy? Why on Earth are you taking a box of matches to school?”
“Teacher said I could.”

Neatomysterio! (Kind of like a cross between Doctor Strange and Salvador Dali with gnarley psychic-magic powers!)

I like oezicomix's Neatorella idea, armed with one of these!

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/10294800/2/istockphoto_10294800-retro-laser-gun.jpg

They tried to draw a connection between the Flytrap’s method of luring insects and what they saw as the world’s other great temptress: the vagina.

It doesn't take guys any effort to draw a parallel to a woman’s crotch with anything more then a peach or a taco shell. Great post!