@Flux

You remember the Crane Kick don't you? The leg he is currantly standing on will where all his weight will go when he kicks with the leg he is standing on.

Ahh, the Konami code, is there anything you can't do?

I mean, I suppose you could build a Nintendo DS out of cardboard and paper with a hole it in, where he could look at you through it if your into that sort of thing.

@LisaL

With guys like this, are you really missing out? I'm not saying that it isn't abnormal, but if a guy thinks this is pretty rational, would you even want to date this guy? I would like to add that there is an equal amount of screwed up women in the world too, but everyone deserves a chance if they are willing to help themselves.

This was great.

Yeah, while the photos are impressive, the article is tabloid garbage.

While I do equate all people who decide to have large litters of children like this with crazy cat ladies, but I do question the validity of this story. It's from The Sun in the UK, a tabloid news paper which probably trying to soak up the left over awe over Octomom with Britain's own vaginal clown car, and bend a few truths along the way.

I wonder how long that bee was stuck in the water.

I got my sister a cooking apron which says "will cook for shoes". She loved it.

I wonder how psychopathic my brain is in a scale of 1 to 10.

I thought the words "farm machinery" and "drinking" were inseparable.

I always liked Chess Boxing. It's not so much the fact that boxing is involved, but the concept of the struggle one has to make logical decisions after taking many blows to the head. It requires a great deal of focus and strength in mind and body.

@new york city maid service

You clean with these items and you call yourselves professional!?!? *FACEPALM*

It's hard to capture the essence of eye rolling without an animated image, but I think the act of the facepalm is a fair substitution.

@Zavatone

You can't regulate stupid. You can only hope you have to deal with it rarely.

Voorhees eh? That's a biblical name isn't it? Saint Jason?