Can't imagine crouching like that for a long period of time though.

That is pretty sweet.

@Dr. Pizmo

If it exists, it might have to be disposed of. A lot of those old synthetic PVC toys leak chemicals. I found this old ET doll, and the skin was cracked and oozing this stuff out of the PVC fragments still on. He looked pretty nasty when I found him.

@Miss C

Thanks, that was confusing me when I read through it earlier today.

I wonder who's chimney he's going to come down.

Ahh right, that's why Harper isn't up there, he was at the Canadian Embassy (Tim Hortons) holding a press conference.

http://scottdiatribe.canflag.com/2009/09/23/obama-addresses-the-un-harper-shows-up-at-tim-hortons/

I don't see a problem with this. Doesn't matter anyways, you have to expect there's the chance your kid will hate your guts and do the complete opposite of what they are told. That won't stop parents from conditioning their kids they way they feel is best, or what they feel kids "should" learn, especially those that try to live the life they had (or didn't have) through their children. I say the hell with this book and the traditional ones, and read them Dr Suess. Give them the options, and then let them decide.

@Minticore

Theory of a Dead Man has a load of songs geared to that. They sound like Nickleback, but without the suck.

‘They just know that when they press the button, a raisin pops out.’

I should get myself one of those cameras.

^^ The words of a man who has been on the Internet too long.

Maybe it's an "eat them before they eat you" mechanism.

Well, I thought it was a nice quote from my Screen Printing instructor, thanks for pissing on his memory. Even though, my favorite from him was:

"My wife once told me if I lost 1/2 an inch off my dick, I'd have a second belly button."

I should really install one of those new fangled punch card GPS systems into my car.

I get a mental image of "Experience a REAL life drive by shooting!", as German and Japanese tourists watch in amusement and take snapshots of the action.

If you love your job, you won't have to work for another day in your life.