Looks like the tool the doc used when I was circumcised.

Ouch, it still hurts.

I'm glad she did it. Now she won't have any kids to brainwash with her moronic left-wing ideas. We are causing global warming just like we caused the ice age that killed the dinosaurs. Or maybe it was all of the cars they were driving, and their use of fossil fuels they were burning. What, you say? Our fossil fuels come from creatures that died during their era? Oh....

The Earth is like a woman. She goes through cycles. It's natural and normal for her.