This is hilarious!I was as troubled as an electric baboon in a rainstorm.She's as slippery as a flamin' jackass with no bones.I was as windy as a wounded town drunk having a sneezing fit.She was as jumpy as a rabid crow in a coalmine. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I was as troubled as an electric baboon in a rainstorm.
She's as slippery as a flamin' jackass with no bones.
I was as windy as a wounded town drunk having a sneezing fit.
She was as jumpy as a rabid crow in a coalmine.