all that while fighting ninjas.

Wow, I saw fingers like that when I was playing volley ball, but it would finish at the ER, not the grocery store...

how dumb is this guy... I guess if he'd need a new sponsor he'll think Capzasin-HP !

ditto.
nice picture though.

this post makes me hungry.

// bad humour sorry....

wow, headshot. 300 points.

you got to be drunk to come back to that.

Rule a large country as you’d cook a small fish

deep fry it????

*He’s a bike messenger *
- hi folks, you got mail, just sign here
- ahhhhhh! lemme sign myself first! sacrebleu!

he is umployable, fear is good :

*as a bank teller*
- so, you want to withdraw money?
- no, no, I let everything in the bank, don't worry, gotta go, bye.

*as a 7/11 cashier*
- this is a hold up
- yes?
- aaaah! f*ck! what the h*ll are you? aaaaaaah... [running away]

*as a assistant teacher in kindergarden*
- Timmy, you're not behaving, let me call the assistant teacher
- nooooooooooooooooooooo! I'll be good, I promise!

I'm sure there are so many possibilities...
*as a debt collector*
*as a bouncer*
*as an IRS agent*
*as a repo man*

mmmm... good for celantro veal liver or tripes!

lack of facts/info. could have been neater.

ah. beliefs vs. family.
I don't really know what I woudl have done myself, so I don't throw the stone.

isn't it "dura sex, lewd sex" ?

...sorry...

Congrats. Keep up the good job. Keep up the pleasure we have reading Neatorama. Thanks ;)

wow. can they do ninjas too?

look at his eyelids! wow that's going to be a nice hangover!

what is PETA doing???