I'm a Mac girl at home, but at work I'm forced to use a Windows box. I have a plugin on my Outlook which would regularly give me an error. What did it say? _Nothing._ A blank box would pop up with the signature something's-gone-wrong "bonk," with a blank button I could click to get out of it.

Windows presents Choose Your Own Error! How exciting!

I have played the Wii (my friend's, not my own, sigh) quite a bit at this point, and I have to say that the people who break their televisions have no room to complain. In every Wii game that I've seen, there is a screen reminding you _every time you start a game_ to securely wear the wrist strap to prevent such occurences. It doesn't flash by quickly, either.

I hope a few dumb kids don't ruin the fun for the rest of us -- this is starting to remind me of why there are now "hot things are hot" labels on every cup of coffee you buy.