Yeah...God....I could go on this huge rant about what a load of crap that astrotheological literary hybrid of a book the bible is, prove that Jesus is fictitious and holds no value, and undermine EVERYTHING there is about the Christian religion and all of it's outdated doctrines and morals whle at the same time promotin gtings like paganism and egyptian mythology at the same time, and then I could back up my rant with facts. Can Jesus do that? I think not. Regardless, Chuck Norris facts are funny. Muc lawlz to be had.