I thought it was a little coffee stir straw. That would've been useful... Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I would get the hell out of whatever city Mayor Kuzmin runs. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
It's probably what Ali S. says it is. Ducks and swans have been waging war with each other since the dawn of time. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
How do you pronounce that Chi-town? In the word "Chicago", 'chi' sounds like 'shi', so is "Chi-town" like 'shitown'? Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Oooh, China's communist, so it's evil. Tards can't see that this stupid family knows nothing about overpopulation. The one-child policy is actually helping slow down our human-caused ecological decline. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
If I were a woman, I think peeing into a crocodile-shaped urinal would make me a man. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
-Why are you here?!-I wanna make this land safe!-WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER?!-I'm here because I'm bored! Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
-I wanna make this land safe!
-WHY ARE YOU HERE, SOLDIER?!
-I'm here because I'm bored!