why is the nicest place on the internet only compatible with IE 8+?

haha, it's not a "trained trick" if they're just chasing a feather. ok, it's one trick.

needs more wolf

if a person was made up of 4-inch giant amoeba cells instead of regular cells, how big would they be?

Said another way: Of course a book shelf, art supplies, and personal attention from teachers/nannies/parents is better than a computer.
Which can we give to everyone?

It's a high-class issue. Knowledge and opportunity aren't a scarcity for these Waldorf kids.
If you are poor and opportunities/knowledge is hard to get, the internet is a blessing.

good, close those businesses. I don't care for "cultural sensitivity" on this one.

? I don't get it. because pole dancing sucks...?

that pic looks like a zombie hand

"in a universe with no friction, no family, and no friends, the most efficient boarding procedure is..."

what about my family? who will help stow their luggage?

and are my kids supposed to board on their own?

people like to sit together in rows and columns, and want to board together.

Maybe this scientist has no girlfriend, lol.

"requires creative effort" to use? haha, yeah right. all those kids lying and sitting down look like they are really stretching their creative minds.

=)
http://www.boltonhistassoc.org.uk/Images/scoldsbridlelarger.jpg

the kitten should have been euthanized and the child be made to understand what her actions caused.

uh.. is there lots of jokes I'm missing here, or just the one?