The Inuit tribes in the north make a tradition out of using the whole animal. I met a guy, Asok, who grew up in Alaska. For his coming of age, he participated in killing a Polar Bear with a group of 10 other young men. They made ceremonial necklaces out of the teeth, and used the rest of the animal to have sex with.
Mr. Burgess volleys with the inedible outer shell of durians, breaking the international rules of war, so we respond with the Final Animal Solution. Moving past whole fish and whole pigs straight to Hippos and Sharks!
It depends on how many hours had passed between when he set them and when he had first discovered the issue. 1 hour? Then the clocks were already 3 minutes apart.
In Shenzhen, China this has happened to me in line at the border into Hong Kong. I'm afraid my backpack is going to be pick pocketed! But at places like the grocery store, it's much less formal. People generally don't cut, but if they do they generally get away with it.
I said hold it sideways and tell the bus driver, "you said Tall not Long" ... I probably would have been kicked off the bus. Lesson: it's okay to be a smartalec as long as no one catches on.
can anyone think of a better line? =) I tried to google for an answer but didn't come up with a good one in 5 mins, so I think I've done no better (let's say 5 minutes was spent on "la") something to do with "law" said with an english accent?
They made ceremonial necklaces out of the teeth, and used the rest of the animal to have sex with.
But at places like the grocery store, it's much less formal. People generally don't cut, but if they do they generally get away with it.
... I probably would have been kicked off the bus.
Lesson: it's okay to be a smartalec as long as no one catches on.
I tried to google for an answer but didn't come up with a good one in 5 mins, so I think I've done no better (let's say 5 minutes was spent on "la")
something to do with "law" said with an english accent?