It's a Small World is the most heinous, lamest, most cringe-worthy ride at Disneyland. That said, updating it will make it heinouser, lamer, and cringier than it already is. That said, leave it alone.

Another neat thing about Find a Grave, they're going to be featured in a story I wrote for Swindle Magazine (www.swindlemagazine.com) about necrotourism. Necrotourism? Visiting cemeteries, assassination sites, accident sites, that sort of thing. Look for it in a coming issue of Swindle. I also talk about, among other things, the Hollywood Forever Cemetery and a bed and breakfast that's in the house that Lizzy Borden murdered people.