It's a heavy metal record player. It works best playing Iron Maiden.

There's No Place Like Home (Unix) L

In Farenheit 451, the firemen deliver fire, too.

It's only fair. People around here stack their plates like that (but lacking all artistry) at Chinese buffets even though they can (and sadly do) go back as many times as they want.

Unfortunately, in the metropolitan area of over 5 million people where I live, I know of only one or two Pizza Huts that still offer any dine-in at all. Many former locations have been converted to other uses (one is a community pantry), but some full-size locations offer only pick up and delivery.

Ha ha, salad. That only displaces pizza. While I often eat food that food eats, I never do while I'm eating pizza. When I was a teeenager, I would go to the Pizza Hut buffet and eat three pizzas worth.

I can no longer eat like a teenager. I still derive great pleasure out of a good pizza. I won't tell you my secret place though. They're already too busy.

And the wall is beside itself!

Wow! That's some thick smog if Carleton Young used it to keep his car from rolling downhill!

("chocking" should be "choking")

Troll level: successful.

Mmmm...can you imagine bacon M&Ms?

It's right there in the superimposed caption! There's only one r in "sherbet". (note that the error is in both the headline and the blurb)

I need to go ask Mr. Trapp what to use to mark "poetic" swapping of verb and adverb as in his "Use this mark when to indicate someone should..."

1. Kisai Night Vision LED Watch Black+BlueLED
2. There's No Place Like ~, Black, Large
3. Brain Freeze Ice Tray

How ironic that an article about articles has a typo on an article.

Um, that's "latitude". And there's an extra "and".

PBS reality shows:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_American_Family
http://www.pbs.org/manorhouse/
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/frontierhouse/
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/ranchhouse/
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/1900house/ (UK)
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/colonialhouse/

Apparently they have to have "house" in the title.