Our HR director felt obligated to interview someone who'd volunteered with our non-profit for years. He was an alcoholic; though he'd cleaned up for the interview and didn't smell of alcohol, he did look pretty rough.

He had a scabbed over scrape on his face that he kept picking at unconsciously during the interview. Eventually he succeeded at pulling a part of the scab off, which he then popped in his mouth!

Take, eat. This is my noodley body which is given to you.

Oops: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Goldsworthy

Reminds me of Andy Goldsworthy"