Hey, at least this one doesn't have the salutary radium inserts. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Yeah, gee, there's no way he might have actually shot it in self defense, seeing as he's just a hungry peasant. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
With a little more refinement, this bridge could be a good solution to the aforementioned feral cat problem. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Alas, there is a price: every wednesday they sacrifice some poor drifter. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
They say he thought of this after all those years shackled to the stone wall in Torquemada's dungeon. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
This is its own form of animal cruelty--someone would probably be obliged to shoot the seal if it takes the guy's head off. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I prefer Red Green's seatbelt approach, wherein the shoulder belt looks like an ammunition bandoleer and is therefore awesome to wear (Episode #1216, "Rain Man"). Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
That's neat how they made news out of a spent launcher tube, hazardous only if you drop it on your toe. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
I suspect that going too fast on that might result in some singed eyebrows. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)