Why pigs have curly tails

WaterBoar

HOG-WASH

Ah, well, any pork in a storm.

... and so he said "I wish I was in a tropical paradise with a babe ..."

It's a wire coathanger bender.

"Wilma, Honey, what IS that?"
"That's Fred's new bowling ball, Betty."
"Ohhh - Barney will be soooo mad if we don't get these tablecloths and towels back to the cave before he gets home from work!"
"WiiiiiiillllllmAAAAAAAAAAAA!"