I'm going to have bad dreams tonight.

Mmmmm....melted cheese. Gimme!

I had no idea there was a publication called "Garden & Gun."

He was just trying "draw" his weapon.

Sigh.

"Police from the #2 precinct subdued the assailant by using an eraser."

When I was a kid, I told my mother I wanted to be a cat.

Didn't happen.

Sigh.

I have never seen Miss Cellania and the Queen of England in the same place and at the same time.

My theory is that they are one and the same.

Ebert was an amazingly-talented writer and his negative reviews were a lot of fun. He didn't dole out that kind of vitriol very often, but when he did, look out. On the other end of the spectrum, he was fine with just saying that movies made him happy. I will never forget him starting his review of "Almost Famous" by saying, "Oh, what a lovely film. I was almost hugging myself while I watched it." I miss his work very much.

I'm still hoping for "Meet the Press: The Board Game."

PULITZER NOMINATION!!!

You guys are like cyber-family to me! Keep it up and happy anniversary!

For reasons not completely clear to me, I found that very moving.

Best.

Dancer.

Ever.