because the poison was put in after

because the poison wasn't in the punch, it was airborne

because the party was a severe peanut allergy support group and the poison was peanut butter. but he wasn't allergic cause he was just scamming for free punch

why are the keys on a Russian keyboard in english

Steve Irwin would be outraged

now that everyone is talking about this they'll definitely make one. I can even predict what will happen, Apple will see everyone is interested and will slap together a quick prototype iwatch then "accidentally" leave it on a bar stool somewhere. Then once their customers are hooked on the idea they release the iwatch at the low starting price of $1,180.13 but it will only work with the NEW Apple Ipone 5snow lag jeopard 2.3 which costs $12,500.70. After they make millions of dollars they'll sue Casio for making a similar looking watch (and every other company that uses the word watch)

Note: the Apple Ipone 5snow lag jeopard 2.3 will use a new proprietary charging port that no old accessories are compatible with

"But whether it was made of metal or snow it was still obstructing a road that should have been clear."

well the snow was already there they just rearranged it.

I highly doubt the soviets thought a u2 spy plane could carry an atomic weapon having shot one down and examined the wreckage in 1960

i predict it will come down to han solo vs boba fett

Thomas Edison didn't invent the light bulb, he didn't even invent the "longer lasting" light bulb as some people say, all he did was steal Hiram Maxim's idea and push him out of the market.

After Thomas Edison's thievery Maxim went on to invent the Maxim machine gun which killed many thousands of people

and don't even get me started on the elephant

never would have guessed that, that's really amazing
found a video of it on youtube "youtube"

the guy who wrote this made himself seem like a complete A-hole
hmm I should send him a thank you email for the interesting read

i've tried scanning a 20 dollar bill before and it doesn't work, because the little 20's dotted all around are in a pattern called a EURion constellation which scanners recognize

I think this bike will have a very hard time going over anything bigger than a pebble

check this out, "Hollywood Accounting"

this is how movie companies make sure they never have to pay the people who made the movies what they were promised.

this riddle reminds me of this Falkirk Wheel the weight of the lift is the same whether there is a boat in it or not

they had better put a no smoking sign in there, sawdust is very flammable.

speaking of coffee enemas did you know Steve McQueen spent his last days in Mexico getting coffee enemas from an orthodontist.