I overheard my grandma talking on the phone, she said "I found ground beef and checked the experation date and thought well good it's fresh, but after smelling it I realized it was july of 2008. So I put some vineger on it to cover the stale smell and made it into a meatloaf. And my eyes got big, we couldn't figure out why I was chilly and under an afkin, but suddenly it came to me because she fed me the meatloaf!

After some reluctance she talked me into leftovers. Well it gets better, about a month ago I was cleaning out her cabinet and I was repulsed by the smell of this rock hard bread and I asked her what possible redeeming value it had, she said shell give it to the geese when it rains.
So as I was eating the year expired ground beef she said, "oh yeah that bread I was going to give to the geese that you said had no reedeming value, I used it in the meatloaf" I refused to eat any more and she said she should have waited till I was finished to tell me, and like someone else mentioned once bitten, twice shy.

I so want to denounce that phony kids are starving in Africa defense. The other day she was telling me how to eat my cherries and got frustersted for not eating the good parts, then afterwords she told me she was throwing the seeds away. There is world hunger, 30 cherry trees in the trashcans, those might have helped feed the people in Africa.