Okay. Why not? Based on my site stats alone, one would think I fired up the site to be one-stop shopping for people looking for "hillbilly sex" (What do they hope to find? Don't answer that.) or, oddly, "hillbilly socks" (See previous parenthetical queries.) but that isn't the actual purpose of Hillbilly, Please, so neither will be found there.

(You'd be amazed at how often people search for hillbilly things. And it turns out that referencing Madelene Kahn will bring a surprising amount of traffic as well. But I digress.)

I probably had lofty goals in the beginning but those were quickly replaced with my compulsion to quote books and articles on science/culture/language, link to random bits of oddness, post photos, and instigate scattershot activities such as a sort-of-probably-destined-to-be-annual Sandwich Party.