God would like to declare that the news about his implication in the recent drop of oil prices is a total fabrication. He would also like to add, that, if it were in his powers, he would raise the prices at the pump until 'all you fat asses' stop lounging and bitching around in cars and start walking 'on your pork hams you call legs'. Any future drumcircles around pumps will be struck down by floods or lightning strikes. Thank you!