Yeah, I've eaten a countless number of these little guys already, I think i'll keep snacking on them along with my fruit rather than wasting the soap and time to wash them so thoroughly.

Hilarious. But I'm pretty sure alpacas weren't meant to swim. Poor little guy, he didn't seem to enjoy the face-first plunges into the water *at all*.

Oh geez, lighten up fella, people are capable of helping animals without being guilty of neglecting other humans. It's faaar more likely that someone who can empathize with a bedraggled little mutt who tries to bite you when you touch it, will also be able to empathize with a fellow person who may or may not be in the best or most appealing condition either.

"Born without a middle name" ?
my god- what a terrible fate- nice that she didn't have to endure a lengthy transplant process.