Long long time ago - I guess last Friday, in one country lived a little bear, under the name Vinni Puh. Why under the name? Because there was a sign on his door - "Vinni Puh". And he lived under it.
One day Vinni Puh went to the woods to find some food. He didn't mind to get some food any time. Besides, he was a poet and on his spare time he was creating poems. And even songs.. Fos example like this:
[Ok, I don't get everything there. But it's something about things in his head and despite these things] "he sometimes creates not so badly. Vinni Puh is doing well. Therefor he is singing such songs. And it doesn't matter what he's doing, if only he doesn't start loosing weight (and he will if he will not get to eat on time). Yes! [fishes duck to the water]. Pam pa ram pa ram pa pam pam tram pa paa. Trum pu rum pu pum pum tram pam pa [or something like this :)] Pum pu rum pum ru pum pum pum.. rum pu rum pum rum pu pumpum.. [reads the sign - "very high oak"] rum pum pum pum.."
[Walks to the oak]"That "bzzz" is not for the good. The tree itself cannot buzz. There must be something up there. [sits] And why would you have to buzz if you are not a bee? I guess it is so. And why there are bees in the world? To make honey. I guess it is so. And why there is honey in the world? For me to eat it! I guess it is so! [starts climbing the tree], [sits on the branch, sighs, then gets up, starts climbing again and sing]. If bears would be bees, then they wouldn't ever think to build their houses on such height. [cracks the highest branch and falls down].
Long long time ago - I guess last Friday, in one country lived a little bear, under the name Vinni Puh. Why under the name? Because there was a sign on his door - "Vinni Puh". And he lived under it.
One day Vinni Puh went to the woods to find some food. He didn't mind to get some food any time. Besides, he was a poet and on his spare time he was creating poems. And even songs.. Fos example like this:
[Ok, I don't get everything there. But it's something about things in his head and despite these things] "he sometimes creates not so badly. Vinni Puh is doing well. Therefor he is singing such songs. And it doesn't matter what he's doing, if only he doesn't start loosing weight (and he will if he will not get to eat on time). Yes! [fishes duck to the water]. Pam pa ram pa ram pa pam pam tram pa paa. Trum pu rum pu pum pum tram pam pa [or something like this :)] Pum pu rum pum ru pum pum pum.. rum pu rum pum rum pu pumpum.. [reads the sign - "very high oak"] rum pum pum pum.."
[Walks to the oak]"That "bzzz" is not for the good. The tree itself cannot buzz. There must be something up there. [sits] And why would you have to buzz if you are not a bee? I guess it is so. And why there are bees in the world? To make honey. I guess it is so. And why there is honey in the world? For me to eat it! I guess it is so! [starts climbing the tree], [sits on the branch, sighs, then gets up, starts climbing again and sing]. If bears would be bees, then they wouldn't ever think to build their houses on such height. [cracks the highest branch and falls down].
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