O.K here it is, I've gotta know ,was i the day after a rull moon? was the wind blowing on-shore? did you take off your shoes beore diving in and COME ON.......are you that starving for attention? Admit it you accidently ran over your dog with the lawn mower.
We have all made mistakes . But Come on tough guy, are you really down like that ? I think not. Especially if it was a great white or a mako. Maybe a buttermouth barge perch! Stoppit!!!