Gonzo will not be pleased.

It would seem that the stork has been hitting the bottle hard while making his deliveries.

The hen that laid the golden retriever.

Against Pamela Anderson's wishes, Henrietta would rather wear dead puppy fur than go naked.

Tired of eating scrambled eggs every day, Henrietta decided to treat her family with a dead puppy for dinner.

Meet the Angelina Jolie of chickens.

"Foghorn Leghorn will not be pleased."

Henrietta's night of doing it "doggie style" has produced an unwelcome result.

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"Huge zucchini...cutting off...circulation to my...underdeveloped legs..."

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Maddy and her zucchini partner wow the judges with their mad ball room dancing skillz.

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"What the deuce? I specifically requested a Neatorama shirt - not an oversized zucchini derived from the dirt. Blast you, woman!"

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Maddy, once again, saves the day by subduing the Godzilla of zucchinis that rampaged out of the the clover field.

When your space toilet breaks down, call Ass-tro Plumber!

The space station inhabitants were not amused when ground control decided to wake them up by playing the "Chocolate Rain" song.

"You can either pass me the Drano, or I'm going to, sure as hell, make it rain-o!"

"We're saved! I've just received word that the space shuttle is going to bring us up some extra absorbent Hubble Huggies."

As it turns out, Lisa Nowak was way ahead of her time.