I guarantee the weirdest of all contests_although not officially recognized_as kids many moons ago, we use to have "farting" contests. An "official" counter would hang around most of the day with his buddies, and would keep track of any "hearable" farts. And if someone claimed to fart but the counter didn't hear it, it would count as one, if the official counter smelled it.Weird enough?Strange but TRUE!

I hope no one decides to pole dance.
Everyones entitled to my opinion-L

Laying down on the job again?
Everyones entitled to my opinion-L

Please raise your right hand and repeat after me_I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.

Oh OK, I'll read my own bedtime story.

The"eyes" have it, as opposed to the nays.