Too predictable.

When I first saw this painting, when I was a kid, young teenager, I guess. I thought: This is a joke, right? Some kid did this. This is elaborate graffitti, right?

As I got older, I figgered it out.

I was right. Everybody just shuts up about it, right?

I'm home sick. I feel awful. After that song and all those swaying people, I feel much better thank you.

It's a plumb bob.
Or a really clumsy ball point

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BANG! I visited that link. I stand corrected. The fucker can definitely read. (I've been struggling for years and I still can't read with out using my index finger and counting the lines. D'oh!)

Maybe...if you put a keyboard on autoplay with a song programmed into it, it will play the song note for note regardless of what key you strike. (The juggler video where he bounces the balls on the keyboard to play a song...remember?) I think these wonderful pups hit one key every time the player toots. The player seems to indicate the position on the keyboard by nodding towards the corresponding high or low end. (Okay, I see what you've done there.)

I think it's a "growler." Used to bring draught beer home from the bar.