Argh. I need a proofreader for my proofreading comments...

“The two bodies were found near the enormous fissure,”. Which two bodies? Using “The” there means two specific bodies that you have already mentioned. But you haven't previously mentioned any bodies. Remove the The and your sentence makes perfect sense.

I blame this blatant lack of judgement all on cheap women and loose beer. Or something to that effect.

"The two bodies were found near the enormous fissure,". Which two bodies? Using "The" means there means two specific bodies that you have already mentioned. Remove the The and your sentence makes perfect sense.

The lion share? I never knew there was a "lion share". The term is "lion's share", meaning "the biggest or greatest part."

Ahhh, thanks Miss C for making that clear to me. It just gets tough reading so many blogs where people pay no attention whatsoever to what the rules of English we are supposed to learn in 4th grade. Ironically, Wired appears to be one of the worst offenders. FYI, I had so much trouble with apostrophes as an adult (alleged adult) that I went to the book store and purchased three children's books on grammar school grammar. Best 20 bucks I've spent in a while.

Alex, can you please learn the difference between singular and plural? You do not feature a lot of wedding dress. You feature a lot of wedding dresses. Dress = 1. Dresses = more than 1. We learn this in grammar school so I don't know why I keep seeing these mistakes in your posts. Thanks.

I went to school (college) with someone who tried this. His nose was missing. It was rather disturbing.

We all know it's really a diorama!

Unbelievably disturbing. That's freaky spooky crud. They make a cute girl look like an alien. And I don't like aliens. No sir, I don't like 'em.

Jef, saying the words "Geraldo" and "great" in one sentence are not allowed by the laws of common sense.